Oktober Fest

As I read that he could sip the coffee in 2 seconds I still remember how I did not finish a cup of beer in 2.5 seconds last night.

I walked over without a clue. People are on the stage. People I know. I asked myself, "Why are they up there?" On the stage, there was this table filled with bottles of Carlsberg Gold and one person is pouring the bottle into a cup. The disposable party cup.

I was yapped over.

I was doing this Homer walk totally avoiding the people cheering and clapping all around. I slowly climbed up the stage and greet the others. There were so much lights, so much, I could feel myself melting and losing the sight of the audience in front of me.

At one point, I see no one, but the beers on the table.

This man approached me and tell me that I will have to finish the cup in 2.5 seconds and I would get RM50.

It was such a delighted moment. It is not because I will be having a chance to gain RM50. It is because up there I will have the chance to get one free cup of beer. They had really got the wrong person up on stage. All four of us, definitely did not give a flying fuck about the RM50.

All four of us are thinking, "Yes free beers!"

We nonchalantly walked down the stage. Hugging each other, a sign of accomplishment. We took photo of ourselves bearing the free tee shirt that came along with it.

Indeed. We forking did it like what it was printed on the tee. We fucking did.